I am whining because I told my hubby that I was going to mow the yard this week.... and I am! We have just over 5 acres..... that is all mowed. It is a chore, but that is still not why I am whining. We have a bunch of trees ~ and it is a pain in the wazoo going around each one..... but that is still now why I am whining! The grass is long & our old mower will probably be a booger and get bogged down.... but that is still not why I am whining!
I am whining because of all the creep crawly SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are everywhere ~ casing webs of wire cables from tree to tree! Can ya tell? I hate spiders! Sure, they keep the flies down..... but they give me the heebie geebies! There are too many out there to count! I tried to get a few pics to share with you.... not very good ones, but you can get the idea! These spiders are about an inch in diameter ~ just for their bodies! You know they are even bigger with their creepy legs expanded! I got goose bumps just taking the pics.... and I was using the zoom to the max so I didn't have to get very close to them! So, you know that as I am mowing the yard I am going to get entangled in their webs and the monsters are going to crawl on me! (I am getting goose bumps just writing this!)
My hubby told me to just take a stick and walk around the yard weaving between the trees to knock down the webs. I am sure that I will look like a wanna-be witch with a wand to the passer-bys. Can you see it now? Cast away your webs & be gone for the day my dearies..... you are not needed to be seen in the daylight as the good witch trims the lawn. LOL



Wish me luck! Hopefully I won't finish with a hair-do of webs & spiders! (still have goose bumps!)
EEEeeeewwww!!! I have the heebie jeebies just looking at your pics Betty!!! (shivers) Those are some honkin spiders! LOLOL You could NOT PAY ME ENOUGH!! I would do anything for my hubby... EXCEPT spiders! LOL! We even jokingly considered putting that into our marriage vows! hahaha!!! How sad is that??! Good luck girl! You're gonna be needing it doing your witchypoo dance! :D
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Bren
With my spider-be-gone stick by my side.... the yard is mowed! I found that in the heat of the day, the creepy-crawlies go hide. So in 90 some degree sun, I only ran into one of those boogers & I think he is suffering with a blood clot in the brain at the moment from the big wack of my wand!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the well wishes!! :)
You are so funny, Betty. Maybe you need to plant some more trees so there is less to mow!
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Betty,
ReplyDeletethose are some nasty spiders...think I would have left a wide area of untouched grass between me and them...if one got in my hair I'd probably have to go to the ER for a psych eval!